What’s higher this week: gas prices, Lindsay Lohan, or her lawyer’s income? The news may be harder to understand than Keith Richards saying his lines … or is that DOING his lines? … but Uncle Jay explains it all!
Unemployment! It’s happening at the World Bank, at 10 Downing St., even at The Price is Right! But don’t worry, boys & girls … Uncle Jay explains it all, and more!
Queen Elizabeth goes home and finds that Tony Blair left the door open! The Fort Dix Six all but turn themselves in! Al Sharpton shows us how to get away with bigoted comments, and David Hasselhoff joins Alec Baldwin in the Parent Penalty Box. Uncle Jay explains it all!
Run for the Roses or the Run for the White House: which one had more manure? And who was the hottest babe in this week’s news: Paris Hilton, the D.C. Madam or Queen Elizabeth? Uncle Jay explains it all!
