Is it true that Alberto Gonzales ran dogfights on steroids with Lindsay Lohan, who was flying drunk in the Space Shuttle watching the Pat Tillman investigators debate on YouTube?  The news is SOO hard to follow anymore, but Uncle Jay explains it all!

The world finally learns whether Harry Potter … and President Bush’s colonoscopy … have any tragedies in the end!   Plus, Dick Cheney’s Presidential legacy, Michael Vick in the doghouse (and we don’t mean Cleveland), and more … Uncle Jay explains it all!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Ritalin! Harriet Miers and the disorder of the Congress! Senator Vitter goes “around the world” on a fact-finding missionary position! Transformers return just in time for the Spice Girls reunion! Somehow, Uncle Jay explains it all!

Al Gore’s concerts save the Earth! Al Gore’s lawyers save his son! George Bush saves his buddy! China saves face, imprisoning execs responsible for lousy products. Hey, maybe they’ve got something there. Uncle Jay explains it all, and more!