A monstrous week!  From Cloverfield to monster primary campaigns, not to mention the monstrous problem with the economy.  The scariest thing isn’t that the economy’s sick … it’s that the government’s playing doctor!  Uncle Jay explains the government’s “stimulus” plan to make our economy as secure as our borders.

Dude!  There’s real reality, and then there’s pretend reality.   Real-world competition in the news is WAY more important than Guitar Hero or American Idol.  Uh, isn’t it?   Then again, American Idol doesn’t air attack ads or phone you during dinner.   Uncle Jay explains it all!

Dude!  President Bush says that by next year, he’ll find peace in the Middle East!  Also Jimmy Hoffa.   And maybe the real Hannah Montana!  The Presidential playoffs charge on towards Superbore Tuesday, and the real Superbowl … well, O.J. might miss it again this year.   Uncle Jay explains it all!

Well, let’s look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been.  It didn’t even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the BIG stories, like who’s going to be President of New Hampshire?  And who the heck picks these Bowl teams, anyway?  Uncle Jay explains what he can.