April Fool! Or is it? So many things in the news right now could turn out like an impractical joke: the election, Iraq, Tibet, Olympic boycotts, global warming, economic collapse … ha ha ha, what a laugh riot. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Three “Love Gov’s” in two states in one week, and hey, that wasn’t even the top story!  It was Obama’s big speech about race.  No, it was the Big Dance.  No, the Big Flood, or maybe the Big Bailout.  Or Easter.  Tibet.  Iraq.  The news is harder to follow than J-Lo’s babies, but Uncle Jay explains it all, and a lot cheaper.

Eliot Spitzer must be so proud to be the top story everywhere!  Or not.  There were, amazingly, other stories in the news this week: the wayward balls of March Madness, the bouncing banks of the economy, and those Superdelegates, who are able to leap coalition building in a single bound!  Uncle Jay explains it all. 

(Thanks for everybody’s get-well wishes.   Uncle Jay’s voice still sounds sick but he’s feeling fine.)

Pick your crisis: real estate, the economy, the Mideast, the Democrats’ supply of Rolaids, or figuring out how the women in “10000 B.C.” managed to score all that Maybelline.  Uncle Jay explains it all!