Catch Uncle Jay’s rerun from last May 28 and see how much his budget has improved in lighting and News Word boards.  New episode next Monday!

Uncle Jay is on the road this week, because his famous “Congress Recess” episode will be included in a film festival of comedy shorts in New York City on Sunday, June 1st.  Hey, if you’re in the neighborhood, come meet him.  For details, click here.

So what seems to be rising faster: the price of gas, or the tempers in California?  And what’s FALLING faster: Hillary’s chances, or George’s clout?  The news has its ups and downs every day, but Uncle Jay is down with that … so he explains it all!

(CORRECTION: In this episode, Jimmy’s teacher is totally right and Uncle Jay is totally wrong about how long a President can serve.  Uncle Jay now says, “To anyone whom I may have offended by my remarks, I sincerely apologize and will check into rehab.”)

How does she keep going?  Uncle Jay explains everything with this week’s News Word.  Well, not everything … nobody can explain the news completely, especially when Madonna is back in it.  But it’s Monday, so Uncle Jay’s gotta try!

Wait a minute!  Uncle Jay hasn’t sunk to making Miley Cyrus the week’s top story, has he?  Don’t worry, that’s at the end, because there was plenty of other news that was even dumber.  Check it out … maybe the dumbest story is the one you think is most important!