The internet has so many different ways of giving you the news.  But how do you know which stories to believe?   That’s easy … none of them!  Uncle Jay explains it all!

So, what are these Jokers in the news up to now?  They’re uniting to fight against the newest major threat: a cartoon!  If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean the banks are okay again?  That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and also afford the groceries?  Uncle Jay explains it all!

The Tour de France!  Plus, it’s Bastille Day!  These are welcome diversions from America’s triple disasters: the economy, the election and the iPhone launch.  Uncle Jay explains this week’s news with just a touch of ze French flavor.  No Jerry Lewis jokes.

Hope you had a happy Independents Day!  Wait a minute, is that spelled wrong?  No, because during this special time of patriotic arson, Uncle Jay explains the most important Americans ever: the Independent Voters!  Really, they’re important, just ask them.  You’ll see that they even have a cute mascot, just like Democrats and Republicans do.