The final days of the election plunge ahead!  Obama’s getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain’s mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin’s wiping down the smell of her fashion expenses, and Biden’s trying to plug up his mouth.  Oh yeah, and there’s High School Musical 3.   Uncle Jay explains it all!

Used to be, you wanted your President to be someone you could share a beer with.  But lately it’s someone you share the business end of a sewer router with.  This ain’t progress, and it’s the news’ fault.  Really.   Uncle Jay explains it all!

It’s hard to know which is scarier: that America’s Economy has gone to the dogs, or that America’s Sweetheart is a Chihuahua.  As usual, Uncle Jay fetches the best explanation, and keeps you from barking up the wrong tree.

Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.